Sermons for Youth: Humorous Questions of Life

– If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
– If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
– When a cow laughs does milk go up its nose?
– Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
– If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
– How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
– If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
– What’s another word for thesaurus?
– Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
– What do they use to ship styrofoam?
– Why is abbreviation such a long word?
– Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
– Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
– How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
– When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
– Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
– Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
– Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
– If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

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About kensapp

Ken has been actively involved in youth ministry for almost 20 years and has been writing youth materials since 1988. He has written for numerous Youth weekends and summer camps around the world. He also does training workshops for youth leaders and teachers in Asia and is recommended by others for his creativity and for his passion in mentoring youth.
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